vorked:

The ultimate fighting technique

(via thatpunnyguy)

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor, via markfuckface)

cumaddict72:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

dude get over yourself

(via markfuckface)

(Source: vablatsky, via aboutsomething-beautiful)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via winonaryderscrazyeyes)

gthegentleman:

Emma Watson

(Source: iamalfff, via corruptgentleman)

paleredsunday:

upgraders:

33457658322189076:

paleredsunday:

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second

shrinking your own dad for notes… that’s a new low for this website 

I’ve been rumbled

(via tyleroakley)

lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

(Source: sheepfilms, via kitten-overdose)

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via rebel-allies)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

askmixipony:

horrificbastardisation:

i’ll let you draw your own conclusions

Did you fuck the peanut butter

That’s fucking nuts

(via sonicsandsandshoes)