sherlocksexperiments:

my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing

(Source: thewinteramnesiac, via xxx-mcmxciv)

landorus:

foreveralone-lyguy:

landorus:

fuck bees

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i dont deserve this

(via kitten-overdose)

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

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anustartpop:

shavingryansprivates:

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

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risanatural:

nyehs:

Goodbye

what a sweet day to think about taking over the —NOOO ! avenge me !!

(Source: beppski, via catp0rn)

arist0kat:

suupreme-cunt:

Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. 

I watched this so many times

I feel like my cat definitely couldn’t do this…

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

castielwinchestqueer:

arctickayla:

tkushes:

rhabdomancer:

tkushes:

never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer

Damn, how could I forget?

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Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast

Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo 

he literally just sculpted a man’s pectorals and put lumpy lemons on them

(via tickling-your-man-boobies)

versaceslut:

when you get a dick pic but youre in public

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psychmajors:

americangothgirl:

During WWII, Irena got permission to work in the Warsaw ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an ulterior motive.

Irena smuggled Jewish infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried. She also carried a burlap sack in the back of her truck, for larger kids.

Irena kept a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers, of course, wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.

During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants. Ultimately, she was caught, however, and the Nazi’s broke both of her legs and arms and beat her severely.

Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she had smuggled out, In a glass jar that she buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and tried to reunite the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.

In 2007 Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. 
She was not selected. 
Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming.

That’s real, I have so much respect for her. She should have won.

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nymphogirl05:

the first time giving a blow job like image

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